A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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