- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Chuck Norris Dies.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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