- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

im a dragon, no im not

Darude- Sandstorm

"Knock knock." "No."

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

My Nan, that is all.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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