hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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