Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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woman's rights

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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