What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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