A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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