Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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