- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

u suck

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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