Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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kcuf read it backwards

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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potatoes

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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