A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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