- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

womens rights

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

everybody loves raymond

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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