- Anti Joke

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

I have an erection My mom!

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."