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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

I have an erection My mom!

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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