Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

kaite is dumb that is true

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

The NBA and womens sports

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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