Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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poo

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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