What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Bob Saget

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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the love boat

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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