What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Thumbs this up

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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i lost the game

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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A French man gets into a fight

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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