- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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