- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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YO FACE

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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