- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

this site is an antijoke

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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