A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

69

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

destiny

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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