- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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