- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What does two plus two equal? 4

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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