What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Anti Joke

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