- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Michel Moor on a die...

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Sex education in Texas,

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Y u do dis?

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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