Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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potatoes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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