- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What's circular and round A circle

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What do you call a black man? Black

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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