yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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