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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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mark is life

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Justin Bieber

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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fish fishy caoimhin

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Where's my tractor?

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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