What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

knock knock who's there? faith

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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