- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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