Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

No thank you, I don't like violence

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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