I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Penis-biter

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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