- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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