- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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