Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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poop nuff said

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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