what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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women's rights

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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mark is life

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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