What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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obama

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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what do u call a black person by his name

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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