- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

YO FACE

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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