Sarah Palin

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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