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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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