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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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