- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

angelosnyder is not gay

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

These Jokes suck.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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