Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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