Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Dont read this joke

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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