One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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Penis-biter

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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