- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Knock, Knock ...

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

I hate blackniggers

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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