What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

what's brown and sticky A stick!

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

hey justin

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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