what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

everybody loves raymond

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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