What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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sorry got to poo

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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The Moon Landing.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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