to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Mitt Romney

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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