- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

poop nuff said

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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