Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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