- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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