I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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The Holocaust

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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