What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

a man walked into a bar....

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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