What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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good looking women

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Anti Joke

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