What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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What does water smell like? water.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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this site is an antijoke

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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