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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What do I hate? people

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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