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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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