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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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National security?

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HURT

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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