- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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