- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

WHO WANTS SOW????

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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