Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Yock

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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